snoop dogg rebrands as snoop lion after finally discovering felines are greater than canines

the artist formerly known as snoop dogg has shed his gangsta ways and rebranded himself as a rastafarian dubbed snoop lion.

despite what snoop himself has said–that he is a grown adult with kids and that peace is good and violence is bad–or what the public may speculate–that hes just trying to sell records and drum up p.r.–the truth is is that snoop has discovered what everyone already knows… that cats are cooler than dogs.

some may argue that branding is bullshit, but what really matters is that snoop lion has come to his senses. together we purr–cats rule, dogs drool!

peep his first track under his cat-ified moniker, “la la la”…