van halen comes down with a case of death grips, postpones half of tour

half of the upcoming van halen “reunion” tour has been postponed after unnamed members of the rock group came down with a case of death grips.

heres there official statement in video form…

updated tour dates:

05/17 – Winnipeg, MB @ MTS Centre
05/19 – St. Paul, MN @ Xcel Energy Center
05/22 – Kansas City, MO @ Sprint Center
05/24 – Denver, CO @ Pepsi Center
05/27 – Las Vegas, NV @ MGM Grand Garden Arena
06/01 – Los Angeles, CA @ Staples Center
06/03 – Oakland, CA @ Oracle Arena
06/05 – San Jose, CA @ HP Pavilion
06/09 – Los Angeles, CA @ Staples Center
06/12 – Anaheim, CA @ Honda Center
06/14 – San Diego, CA @ Viejas Arena
06/16 – Phoenix, AZ @ US Airways Center
06/20 – Dallas, TX @ American Airways Center
06/22 – San Antonio, TX @ AT&T Center
06/24 – Houston, TX @ Toyota Center
06/26 – New Orleans, LA @ New Orleans Arena
07/07 – Uncasville, CT @ Mohegan Sun Arena
07/09 – Hampton, VA @ Hampton Coliseum
07/11 – Philadelphia, PA @ Wells Fargo Center
07/13 – E. Rutherford, NJ @ IZod Center
07/15 – Baltimore, MD @ 1st Mariner Arena
07/17 – Rochester, NY @ Blues Cross Arena
07/19 – Detroit, MI @ Joe Louis Arena
07/21 – London, ON @ John Labatt Centre
07/24 – Toledo, OH @ Huntington Center
07/26 – Grand Rapids, MI @ Van Andel Arena
07/28 – Cleveland, OH @ Quicken Loans Arena
07/31 – Fort Wayne, IN @ Allen County War Memorial Coliseum
08/02 – Columbus, OH @ Schottenstein Center
08/04 – Knoxville, TN @ Thompson Boilng Arena
08/06 – Memphis, TN @ FedEx Forum
08/08 – Birmingham, AL @ BJCC Arena
08/10 – Greenville, BI-LO Center
08/12 – Cincinnati, OH @ US Bank Arena

death grips face rip: zach hill copies jon theodore, teams up with an angry rapper dude(s)

lil drummer boi zach hill has been caught flirting with angry rapper bro(s) in a new avantgarde project called death grips. much like jon theodore who teamed up with another zack (de la rocha) for drum shit and shouty rapping in one day as a lion.

internet searches reveal little info on death grips. but based on mp3s and vidz provided, they make one day as a lion smell like one day as a timid puppy. freshest rap music since nephlim modulation systems and company flow.

and album and mixtape are forthcoming. good news since rap music has been soft like gucci manes ice cream tattoo.

peep the “full moon (death classic)” wrecker below and download mp3s over at http://thirdworlds.net/