as we near the official announcement, the annual coachella lineup guessing game is upon us and the internet-o-sphere has already taken to predicting the lineup based on bubbling rumors, tour schedules, album releases, iphone coming to verizon, myspace laying off employees, and statistics from past coachellas.
so as a member of the elite music blogging community, i too will construct a coachella 2k11 lineup consisting of totally uneducated guesses, wishlist rubbish, and past coachella participation factors. i have made sure to include some shitty acts since every year there are tons of barf worthy artists on the bill.
here is the brutal hipster coachella 2k11 lineup in no particular order…
hip hop is weird these days. its straight up overly produced mainstream shit, or too-chill/positive rap that was futuristic back in the early 2000s, or electro-influenced cross-over stuff that is half-relevant. bros are still into hip hop cuz they aint got no clue and/or their chicks be dancing to that shit.