former smashing pumpkins album cover model promoted to bassist

credit: sterling andrews

nicole fiorentino, better known as one of the munchkins of the album cover of smashing pumpkins “siamese dream” album, has been promoted to smashing pumpkins bassist due to her years of solid work as an album cover model.

she will continue to model for the “siamese dream” album until the universe is obliterated into smithereens by intelligent life forms from outer-space which will certainly outlast her permanency in billy corgans circus.

just sayin.

seattle radio dj praises robert smith karaoke “smash”, disses crystal castles

just this morning, dj marco collins of seattle radio station KEXP gave robert smith‘s karaoke version of crystal castles‘ “not in love” a resounding two thumbs up by declaring it an “f’in SMASH” via an enthusastic tweet. in the same less-than-140-characters public message, he pooped on crystal castles’ original version of the platinum blonde cover by calling it “meandering”.

but it seems collins’ sentiment is resonated by hardcore music junkies and music noobs all across the internet. the amount of buzzworthy praise has been blowing up facebook status updates and youtube comments in birthday-wall-post-bomb loads. from old people who dismiss new music as hipster trash to those who are spoon-fed music via traditional over-the-air radio, television “soundtracks”, pandora, and other passive channels of music “discovery”, the people have spoken. they like a familiar, tired, aging voice atop a modern, relevant backdrop of “meandering” blips. (see #oldnew.)

this outpouring of fat bob love has seemingly adjusted (de)merit previously placed upon crystal castles (and their music-making hipster bretheren) in a more positive light via “this is kinda cool” type tweets. who knew a karaoke number would tip the scales of fear-based music distancing.

listen to the original hipster version:

now listen to the f’ing brilliant fat bob karaoke version:

thinking billy corgan should get on the hipster karaoke train…